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Angel

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>     The top 10 things you'll never hear a man say: 
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>     10. Here honey, you use the remote.
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>     9. You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just 
>     too big.
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>     8. Ooh, Antonio Banderas _AND_ Brad Pitt?  That's one movie I 
>     gotta see!
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>     7. While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
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>     6. Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you 
>     go to the wallpaper store with me?
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>     5. Sex isn't that important; sometimes, I just like to be held.
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>     4. Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a 
>     pair of shoes?
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>     3. Aww, forget Monday night football, let's watch Melrose Place.
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>     2. Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.
>     
>     ...and the number 1 thing a man will never say:
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>     1. We never talk anymore.
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>     The top 10 things you'll never hear a woman say: 
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>     10. What do you mean today's our anniversary?
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>     9. Can we not talk to each other tonight?  I'd rather just 
>     watch TV.
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>     8. Ohh, this diamond is way too big!
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>     7. And for our honeymoon we're going fishing in Alaska!
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>     6. Can our relationship get a little more physical?  I'm tired 
>     of being _just friends_.
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>     5. Honey does this outfit make my butt look too small?
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>     4. Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to 
>     figure out how to get there.
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>     3. Is that phone for me?  Tell 'em I'm not here.
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>     2. I don't care if it is on sale, 300 dollars is too much for 
>     a designer dress.
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>     ...and the number 1 thing you'll never hear a woman say:
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>     1. Hey, get a whiff of that one!
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