Resolution of Y2K Problem
The most cost-beneficial alternative for resolution of Y2K desktop computer issues has been defined:
All workstations and desktops will be removed by Dec 31, 1999 and replaced with an Etch-A-Sketch.
Justification:
- No Y2K
- No technical glitches keeping work from being done.
- No more wasted time reading and writing email. Thank you.
Frequently Asked Questions from the Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk:
My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen. What do I do?
Pick it up and shake it.
How do I turn off my Etch-A-Sketch?
Pick it up and shake it.
What's the shortcut for Undo?
Pick it up and shake it.
How do I create a New Document window?
Pick it up and shake it.
How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
Pick it up and shake it.
What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
Pick it up and shake it.
How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
Pick it up and shake it.
How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
Don't shake it.